One Year of One-Page RPGs: Volume 1

Introduction

This book includes 13 main games and 13 back pages, which are:

• THE WITCH IS DEAD, where you play murderous woodland animals attempting to gain revenge for the death of their mistress.
  Back Page: LITTLE HELPERS, in which you play demons accidentally summoned by a good witch and now must help her go on a date to the county fair using only your nightmare hell-magicks
• THE GOLDEN SEA, a D20 game of traders and mystics setting sail across a trackless ocean of sand
  Back Page: Additional material for The Golden Sea, including equipment, portents, encounter tables and Upsearchings, crystalline miracles from the Goddesses that grow up from beneath the dunes
• WE THREE KINGS, in which you play the three dudes from the bible and stop King Herods plot to kill the baby Jesus with swordplay, necromancy and two-fisted sorcery
  Back Page: THREE KINGS HILL, an unrelated fantasy dungeon that nevertheless contains an eye the size of a small house
• ADVENTURE DICE, a simple numberless storytelling game for kids, which includes special dice to cut out and colour in
  Back Page: An adventurer generator for Adventure Dice, or really any fantasy game
• WE THAT REMAIN, a survival horror game played with a single deck of cards, in which you will all probably die
  Back Page: A map of the Space Station Elysium, designed for use with We That Remain, that details an abandoned space colony that accidentally opened a portal into Hades
• HONEY HEIST, a game in which you are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR; also contains an optional D8 hat table
  Back Page: 36 spells for Honey Heist, including Summon Chandelier, Summon Mexican Standoff, and Jesus Take The Wheel (or: Summon Jesus)
• BIG GAY ORCS, a game in which you play a load of orcs trapped in a doomed fortress, and generally make out a bunch
  Back Page: SAD GAY SPACE ROCKS, a hack of Big Gay Orcs, which emulates the Steven Universe Cartoon
• JUSTIFIED ANXIETY, a game set in a suspiciously familiar paranoid dystopia where you shoot trouble for Companion Machine
  Back Page: TRUE PARANOIA, a game which involves dumping all your dice in a pile in the middle of the table and punishing your players whenever they dare to touch them
• THE RAPID AND THE RIGHTEOUS, a fast and furious game about living your life a quarter-mile at a time
  Back Page: SPIN THE BOTTLE, a game played by spinning a bottle, about a tumultuous teenage party
• HACK THE PLANET, in which you are a console cowboy or cowgirl, and the man is trying to keep you down so you jack in, hack in and get revenge; contains a grid of inaccurate techno-jargon to use at random to give you benefits to computer use
  Back Page: RUN THE SHADOWS, in which you and a bunch of other street samurai put the metal in the meat and do corporate espionage for Mr Johnson
• GENIUS LOCI, in which you play a post office in a 1960s Suffolk village, and you eat the spirits of other buildings to survive invasion from the city
  Back Page: GENIUS LOCI: MALL EDIITON, which is largely similar to the regular game except it takes place in a late-2000s midwestern mall and you can eat inquisitive teens for power
• DEAD CHANNEL, a game of straight-to-VHS horror, where each character has an individual set of misfortunes and injuries that shape the plot as they play out
  Back Page: DEAD CHANNEL: CHANNEL HOPPERS, which includes rules for getting bored and changing the channel only to have the characters and monsters from the horror film invade other TV shows
• TRASHKIN, a fantasy game in which you play the races who get left out of the stories: raccoon-kin, ratboys, half-possums, goat girls, etc, then embark on a stupid quest for very little gain that will probably get you all killed
  Back Page: TRASHKIN: THE ZINE, which includes rules for Ibis-kin, Trash Bardic Music, alternative dice rules and a fun wordsearch with rude words in it.